Mortal Pork Dr. Enos Pork is staggering home from the bar at night. Frau Pork isn't too happy about this, and she's  waiting for him in front of the house. You better watch out for the lady's killer kicks and punches. Poor Pork, he`s just a man with a curable vocation and have never learned how to defend himself. His only hope is to tire Frau Pork out. But if he should happen to reach the door, he`ll face a new problem -his mother-in-law! She`s loaded up with heavy objects which she'll throw at you from kitchen window without hesitation.  The doorlock is another problem. Getting the key into the keyhole is everything but easy after a few drinks and a good dose of beating. Mission impossible! But keep trying, because you need what's behind the door to get into the Piranha Club!