Mortal Pork
Dr. Enos Pork is staggering home from the bar at night. Frau Pork isn't
too happy about this, and she's waiting for him in front of the
house. You better watch out for the lady's killer kicks and punches. Poor
Pork, he`s just a man with a curable vocation and have never learned how
to defend himself. His only hope is to tire Frau Pork out. But if he
should happen to reach the door, he`ll face a new problem -his
mother-in-law! She`s loaded up with heavy objects which she'll throw at
you from kitchen window without hesitation. The doorlock is another
problem. Getting the key into the keyhole is everything but easy after a
few drinks and a good dose of beating. Mission impossible! But keep
trying, because you need what's behind the door to get into the Piranha
Club!
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